bunkey:

bunkey:

notice how everyone is horny today

(via katamari-of-luv)

depsidase:

(via katamari-of-luv)

4x01:

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

(via katamari-of-luv)

dirtbaby2016:

News articles from 1843

(via gunsandfireandshit)

organicmatter:

i saw this bumper sticker while driving the other day and i think i need it

(via milk5)

communist-hatsunemiku:

10april:

This video is a perfect demonstration of just how badly elderly people need to be introduced to video games. Like it should be a thing in facilities and assisted living, it’s like a no brainer, and could enrich these people’s live SO MUCH!!!

(via gunsandfireandshit)

stuckinapril:

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

(via lilacskiesandpizzapies)

moofahdrome:

moofahdrome:

how it feels to use a different pronoun every time i mention a friend in the same conversation

“have you seen pup recently? it’s my best friend, i’m glad ve’s doing well”

ofc my wife would immediately come up with a better caption i love it

(via katamari-of-luv)

errorism:

(via 3000s)

neilnevins:

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

(via gunsandfireandshit)

hylialeia:

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

(via cemeterything)

jame7t:

evilscientist3:

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

(via 3000s)

cornedbeefhashtags:

(via gunsandfireandshit)

saywhat-politics:

My favorite line so far from the Trump trial today

(via gunsandfireandshit)

bigasspants:

bigasspants:

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

(via marshalmallow)